This is a tooth. A shark tooth. From a giant prehistoric shark called a "Carcharocles Megalodon". It is real. I'm holding it in my hand in this picture. It was not made by demons to trick me. It was part of a monstrous sea creature that lived SEVENTEEN MILLION YEARS AGO!!! Incontrovertible fossil evidence that the earth is VERY VERY OLD.

Plus, would a "just and loving god" make a fucking seventy-five foot shark ?