Well, we're coming close to twenty three point five degrees of obliquity on our planets axis, so the whackos are at it again with their super-baby fairy tales. What a load of crap; midwinter celebrations have nothing to do with jeezus at all. The Romans adopted the holiday and superimposed it on their own "saturnalia" party, then once they were good and brainwashed they started stealing iconography from the Scandinavians (Yule logs, Kremble trees, Odin as santa claws) the Celts (holly, wreaths) and the Aztecs (poinsettias). The ads start in october, and continue on with "boxing week" sales that last into january. Fucking fake snow everywhere when there's MORE THAN ENOUGH OF THE REAL SHIT, songs about abstract "cheer" and fucking chipmunk christmas carols, and of course, a big fat homeless-lookin guy breaking into your house to leave major brand-name electronics for all the spoiled little spawns. In this season of creepy religious bastardization and over-the-top consumerism, I wish I could hibernate like a bear.
but instead, I shall write blasphemous "Heresy Carols" like this one.
It's the least wonderful time of the year,
Everywhere retards are singing 'bout jeezus and fucking fake cheer.
It's the least wonderful time of the year.
It's the least wonderful time of the year,
Holiday greetings to absolute strangers are so insincere
It's the least wonderful time of the year.
It's the least wonderful time of the year,
Fuck all this bullshit, I'm off to get loaded on whiskey and beer.
It's the least wonderful time of the year.
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