More Heresy Carols today :)

Rudolf the farm-raised reindeer
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Rudolf the farm-raised reindeer
was entirely made of meat
and if you ever saw him
you'd think him a tasty treat

All of the other reindeer
knew the poor twat was doomed
they didn't tell poor rudolf
didn't want to fill him with gloom

then one stormy christmas eve
santa came to say
"the elves are demanding venison stew,
you know what I'm here to do

And how the elves consumed him
ate him up with rolls and beer
rudolf the farm-raised reindeer
we'll shoot another one next year

Silent Night (holy shit!)
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Silent night, holy shit !
you believe that virgin-birth bit ?
What a bunch of retarded jerks,
don't you know how doing it works ?

What a lo-oad of ba-alls
wha-at a lo-oad of balls

Silent night, holy shit
pedophile priests and brainwashed gits
what a bunch of preposterous crap
god isn't real, it's all fairytale pap

What a lo-oad of ba-alls
wha-at a lo-oad of balls